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I'm Awesome

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Father:
Say Daddy!
Baby:
Mommy
Father:
Come on! Say daddy!
Baby:
Mommy.
Father:
F*ck you! Say daddy!
Baby:
F*ck you
Mother:
Honey! I'm home!
Baby:
F*ck you
Mother:
Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?!
Baby:
Daddy
Father:
Are you kidding me?!

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gardenfairytales:

Person: “Say hi to everybody!”

Kitten: “Meeeeaaaa”

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